Tuesday, February 17, 2009

9 Words Women Use

1.) "Fine" : This is the word used by

women to end an argument when they

(think that they) are right and they

want you to be shut up.

2.) "Five Minutes" : When they're

dressing, this equals a half an hour or

more. Five minutes is exactly 300

seconds only if they said so when you're

watching a soccer match before the

expect you to drive them or help them

clean the house.

3.) "Nothing" : This is the silence

before the storm. This means something,

and you should be on your toes. Quarrels

that begin with nothing usually end with

"fine" (see #1 for the definition of fine).

4.) "Go Ahead" : This is a tease, not a

permission. DON'T DO IT!

5.) "Loud Sigh" : This is not a word,

but a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means

she thinks that you are an idiot and

wonders why she is wasting her time

standing here and arguing with you about

nothing. (See #3 for the definition of


6.) "That's Okay" : This is one of the

most dangerous statements a woman makes

to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants

to think long and hard before deciding

how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) "Thanks" : A woman is thanking you,

do not question, nor faint. Just say,

"you're welcome."

8.) "Whatever" : This is how a woman

says,"FU(K YOU!"

9.) "Don't worry about it, I got it" :

Another dangerous statement, this means

something that a woman has told a man to

do several times, but is now being done

by herself. This will later result in a

man asking "What's wrong?" For the

woman's response, see #3...


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